I have recently had a run of lunch invitations and I decided to rub it in the face of a friend that will be dining on a ham sandwich at work instead of the delicacies I am about to partake in:
Ragged: I know it's hard to believe, but I have lunch plans again today.
Friend: Oh my goodness, now where?
Ragged: Olive Garden. Don't hate me because I am popular.
Friend: I know. It's a curse. Which hot sexy man is taking you out today?*
Ragged: I am through with hot, sexy men. I have Cynical.
Friend: Oh yeah! Silly me. Bring me a mint.
Ragged: The last time I saved a mint I left it in the bottom of my purse and it wasn't pretty.
Friend: Well, this time carry it in your hand gently.
Ragged: Expect it to be melted, because I am so hot!
Friend (getting the last word): I am sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little.
*I had eaten out with Cynical the day prior and I am only kidding. He's the ONLY hot, sexy man in my life. There isn't room enough for two.
I included the shot above of Cynical's toys just because I thought it looks like they are having a conversation and Marvin is telling Daffy, "I just don't know" or maybe "Oh my goodness, now where?"
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Hot! Hot! Hot!
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We are wound up like a spring to head your direction tomorrow. See ya when we see ya.
Have you seen Dodgeball? There is a great line related to this. We use it all the time.
Pilot,
Trust me, we are about as wound up as you guys. See you soon. Be safe.
Lunch dates are always good. Good food, great conversation with a close friend, it ran too long and I had to race back to work. The best kinda lunch.
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