Thursday, January 19, 2006

When I grow up

. . . I will remember to close the garage door.

. . . I will always be certain my cell phone is charged.

. . . I will actually cook food for myself instead of warming up something or going without.

. . . I will have a full set of glasses, not an odd number like 7 or 9.

. . . I will stop pumping gas when the tank is full and before it spills out.

. . . I will not consider a Little Debbie cake breakfast.

. . . I will know how to stop the commode from running.

. . . I will have the right thing to say when someone is sad.

. . . I will have read the entire "Chronicles of Narnia".

. . . I will learn to cook a turkey.

. . . I won't panic when someone sends an invitation that reads: "Bring your favorite vegetable dish."

. . . I will wear house slippers instead of two pair of socks.

. . . I will read the newspaper from front to back, not just the highlights and entertainment news.

. . . I will get up early on Saturdays and be ready ontime for luncheons or get-togethers.

. . . I will have made a dent in my yarn stash.

. . . I will knit a sweater.

. . . I will learn to cable.

. . . I will own a dishwasher.

. . . I will have a sunhat and grow sunflowers.

. . . I will master cooking fried green tomatoes.

. . . I will pack only what I need when I travel.

. . . I will be able to keep a fern alive.

. . . I will remember to carry Advil and tissues in my purse.

. . . I will quit wishing I'd grow up.

4 comments:

FarmWife said...

I have accomplished 5 things. Although I'm not sure if reading Narnia counts since my mom read them to me when I was 4. Judging by the rest of the list, I'm not sure I want to grow up anymore.

Ragged Around the Edges said...

Here's to realizing that adulthood is a state of mind, not an age.

PS: Pigtails are too cool.

Nan said...

How many people can look at a list like this without trying to figure out how many they have done? Not me. And according to this, I have a lot of growing up to do.

One thing I have down pat, however, is my "survival kit" as my daughter calls it. (She was amazed that I had brought a flashlight when we stayed overnight on one of her workshop trips!)

K_Dense73 said...

When I grow up, I hope I turn off all heat producing appliances before leaving for work.