Friday, September 08, 2006

Nerds and other types

My dear friend, Scribe M, and I have developed some useful theories about several types of men. These theories have been researched, tested and approved by the FDA, so you it's reliable.

The first hypothesis is that you really shouldn't be afraid of stalkers, at least they are committed and have long-term goals, which is more than you can say for most men.

Another theory, proven through extensive research, is that women shouldn't pass up nerds as potential mates, as they are good providers.

As I stood in Target yesterday, I pondered that last theorem extensively as I considered the purchase of the second season of "Lost" on DVD and my daydreams of knitting on Clapotis while watching said show this weekend. I suspect that the nerd philosophy must also apply to womenkind. I'll have to study more on that.

4 comments:

Rudy said...

You should publish this in magazines so that people like me might have a chance. ;)

Anonymous said...

I have always relied upon the nerds. They are goofy and yet reliable and I whole-heartedly endorse the pursuit of the nerd. Especially since I have mine already.

Brando said...
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Brando said...

HELLO RUDY!!! YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME!! YOU SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS AND THEORIES TO PICK UP CHICKS!

Sorry Ragged I guess he forgot.

I have to agree my nerd is a good provider.