Emily should apply for a job with 60 Minutes

Barbara Walters, Ed Bradley and Oprah have nothing on Emily. When she presented the offer to provide interview questions, I took her up on the offer. She's tough.

1. Was there one moment when you knew Cynical was the one for you?
One summer Cynical and I took a little hiatus from dating. This was very early in our dating life and the long distance part of it was killing us, so we decided to be big and brave and take a break (not the kinda break that Rachel and Ross took, mind you). We weren't very good at this hiatus thing and we were both miserable as a result. And after that break was thankfully over, he said to me, "I always knew you'd be in my life." I had known it all along that he was my lobster, but this solidified it for me: this was forever.

2. You're organizing a benefit concert. You have five slots for bands/singers to fill and if they are invited they will perform. Who will you invite?
Lenny Kravitz, Sarah McLachlan, Cowboy Junkies, Barenaked Ladies, and The Dave Matthews Band.

3. It's a beautiful day. You and Cynical are meeting for a picnic. Where do you meet, what do you eat?
We'd drive to St. Meinrad, Indiana and picnic beneath the huge tree along the bank of the lake there. Ideally we'd pack a very cliche' lunch including strawberries, grapes, cheese, wine, butter cookies, pepperoni, oh, and Diet Coke.

4. If you were a dessert, what would you be?
Ice cream. Cool, smooth and everyone's favorite. (If only that were true.)

5. The President of the United States comes to you and offers you any position in his administration (other than his), and you accept. What job do you choose?
Commissioner for the Improvement of Daytime Television Options