I am certain we will pay for this. . .

My nephew was in town recently; so we stole him away for a night of mayhem, violent video games, chalupas and sugar. We learned two things about our favorite 12-year-old. First of all, he's a very, very good shot, which makes us very, very afraid and secondly, his sense of humor is sharper than his aim.

(We chose games the same way we do our music: by whether or not it had a parental advisory on it.)