Please read the thermometer carefully

During my lunch hour I am going to Target to buy a digital thermometer. I was instructed by the vet to take Ike's temp and report back.

Needless to say a black Sharpie will be used to indentify this as Ike's very own thermometer, lest it be confused by someone of the human persuasion hoping to take his or her temperature via the mouth. Wouldn't that make for an interesting and disgusting blog post.